The perfect horror movie doesn’t exist… until now.

A group of university students teamed up with Netflix. They had a robot watch 400,000 hours of horror films and use that information to write its own horror flick.

Every good horror movie needs cheesiness and this one has cheese in abundance. 

I love how this is obviously inspired by many of the classic horror movies. It’s got Saw written all over it, Texas Chainsaw Massacre references and a mention of Jennifer’s Body

I’ve always hated horror movies, but this is one I can get behind.


This song should absolutely not be on the charts! Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is already in the top 50 on the Billboard charts, and it’s November 3rd. To protest the song, I’ve written a song of my own: